David Attenborough, Caitlin Moran and Mary Berry…

No, not my shag, marry, kill choices but members of my imaginary Celebrity Family!

If you have never heard of a Celebrity Family Tree…you obviously haven’t been stuck inside for an extended period of time with friends who have nothing better to do than play “would you rather” or construct dream families. The joy of the Celebrity Family came to me in the summer of 2012 whilst working at a summer camp, the discussion and construction of the tree deepened as myself, Felicity, Eleanor, Ruth and Frank were stuck inside a stifling hostel room as Hurricane Issac hit New Orleans.

Adopt me and i’ll make you pudding

If anybody knows me, they will tell you that I have a passion for puddings. I do not discriminate, I love all forms of dessert equally, as does my celebrity father Gregg Wallace off of Masterchef. For this years’ Children In Need, (I am not a child, I am however in need) people should try to get Gregg Wallace to adopt me so that I can basically eat food, puddings in particular for a living when I join him and John on the judging panel on Masterchef. Hopefully a nepotism lawsuit will not follow. I doubt the BBC want another scandal on their hands.